Poop Knife That’ll Help You Get Your Poo
Made with strong metalcore that's surrounded by hygienic silicone for easy slicing and cleaning, the poop knife will allow you to be a samurai to your poo-poo platter. Whether it's just a gag gift for someone you know who's a large pooper or a gift for someone to actually use to slice their turds, the poop knife is made for both a laugh and to solve real-world problems.
We all have those poos after we’ve had some Chipotle or Benihana’s, where our excrement becomes so gelatinous that there’s just no real of getting it down the toilet without some sort of personal intervening. Sure you could use a kitchen knife to slice your poo in half in order to flush it down the pipes, but why dirty a kitchen tool in such a way when there’s a designated tool out there to get the job done. It’s called the Poop Knife, and it’s specifically made for slicing your discharge in half for a proper flush.
The poop knife is especially useful in smaller toilets like those on an airplane while traveling.
The poop knife measures 9.8 inches long and has a handle on one end, and a soft blade on the other end of it for slicing your dung. Just be sure not to confuse which side is which before using. They to state that the poop knife is long enough to keep your hand clear of all danger in a standard depth toilet.